Footprints When I saw One set of footprints In the sand I knew you had Made your getaway Sometime between Late Night and high tide. Assessing the depth And gate of Your footfalls I also deduced You were carrying The Sony Trinitron And the plaster-cast Impression of the ass That caused such a Sensation at the Renaissance Fair. I knew then I had been carrying Your ass for Way too long.
Friday, December 14, 2012
Something about this reminds me of the story from Creepshow where Leslie Nielsen says "I can hold my breath for a long, long time."