Monday, February 4, 2013

The TAC-15 Crossbow Is THE Weapon For Serious Zombie Hunters

If you're serious about zombie hunting the TAC-15 Crossbow is for you. Sure, if you're serious about zombie hunting you're budget is probably limited to a snack-sized bag of Cheetohs and something purple colored out of the cooler at the corner Gas N Sip, but you can dream. 

Let's face it, you're never going to have one of these, but if you did it would be pretty awesome. It mounts on an AR-15. For fans of egregious overkill. Like that last fragment of a sentence. Here's the problem with a fine piece of weaponry like this.

Once you show Bub how to use it, that's your ass. Or as Peter said in Dawn of the Dead, the only person who could miss with a weapon this fine is the sucker with the bread to buy it. So, dream on, zombie hunters of America. If you have a crossbow lifestyle on a slingshot budget maybe you can get one the old-fashioned way (whatever that is). 

You never aim a gun at anyone. Scary, isn't it? Isn't it?

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