Sunday, January 25, 2015

The Last Supper Reunion by Bradley Lastname

The Last Supper Reunion

Judas Iscariot arrived at the Vatikkkan Mariott in a broken down chariot,
his horsewhip a lariat, and asked the concierge if their cable
showed reruns of Ozzie and Harriet.
He wanted to bury the bone in his toga,
so they sent up a squaw from the Ticonderoga.
The maitre d' seated him next to the saviour,
and hoped that he'd cease all his whack misbehaviour.

With doubting Tom came pouting Dick who was hairy.
From the maid's cart he swiped all the soap he could carry.
He bought an alley abortion for poor Virgin Mary,
and shared nitrous whippets with a coal mine canary,
he inspected the chocolate square left on his pillow,
and fed it right quick to his pet armadillo.

Christ cheesed off the table when he hogged the tequila,

and saw his own face in his pork quesadilla.

His collection plate let him grease his stigmata.
He wished that he had Hugo Ball for a dada.

Saturday, January 3, 2015

Jason Russell of KONY 2012 To Write Forward For The Zen of Beard Trimming By C.J. Campbell

1/2/15 Rockford, IL - Zombie Logic Press is proud to announce the upcoming release of it's 6th book “The Zen of Beard Trimming: Stories of Punk Rock, Poverty, and the Search For Peace” the personal memoir memoir of speaker, writer, and activist C.J. Campbell. C.J. wakes up every day with the weight of the world on his shoulders; shoulders held up by a pair of crutches. The book is a journey of trying navigate a world not built for him as walks through life with Cerebral Palsy questioning everything from Capitalism to the very existence of God. When Campbell is not looking for love with Scandinavian models and a good burrito. He looks to smash the social constructs and apathy by any means necessary. If it means putting his own body on the line by walking 75 miles. This irreverent, brash, and at times heartbreaking memoir also includes a foreword by co-founder of Invisible Children and creative force behind the infamous viral documentary “Kony 2012,” Jason Russell. “The Zen of Beard Trimming: Stories of Punk Rock, Poverty, and the Search For Peace" will be on local store shelves in February 2015 and is available for per-order at 
                   Zombie Logic Press


C.J. Campbell at Conveyor